{"product_id":"mkoval-419-5","title":"Irv's Guide To Absolutely Nothing","description":"\u003cdiv id=\"0\"\u003e\u003cdiv align=\"center\"\u003e\n\u003cbig\u003e\u003cb\u003eEverything You Need To Know\u003cbr\u003eAbout Life, Family and Why\u003cbr\u003eTickling a Flamingo Is a Terrible Idea\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/big\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eAs Featured in\u003cbr\u003eThe Monsey Mevaser!\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cbig\u003e\u003cb\u003eLife is complicated.\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/big\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYou have questions? Of course you do. Lucky for you, Irv Tavshilin is here to answer every\u003cbr\u003esingle one of th - well, OK, none of them.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eLet's be real. Irv doesn't have the answers (unless you're looking for a few hundred words of\u003cbr\u003ewisdom on how pigeons avoid sustaining whiplash despite violently shuckeling their heads\u003cbr\u003e24\/7)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBut a good laugh can go a long way toward making you forget you had questions in the first\u003cbr\u003eplace.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFor most of the past seven years, Irv has written a weekly humor column in the Monsey\u003cbr\u003eMevaser, where he inspires the masses with powerful, life-changing nuggets of hard-hitting\u003cbr\u003emussar. OK, maybe mussar isn't the best way to describe his columns. They're more along\u003cbr\u003ethe genre of \"1,000 words of gibberish, gobbledygook, and the occasional accidental life\u003cbr\u003elesson.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIn Irv's Guide to Absolutely Nothing, Irv tackles the most pressing issues of our time,\u003cbr\u003eincluding marriage, parenting, aging, grocery shopping, and the quiet but persistent fear\u003cbr\u003ethat, maybe, just maybe, everyone is normal and YOU'RE the one who's crazy.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThrough it all, Irv reminds us that life doesn't have to make sense to be meaningful. How,\u003cbr\u003eyou ask? Well, that's why you should buy the book! Look, Irv isn't trying to get rich off this,\u003cbr\u003ebut if you would be so kind as to buy a million or so copies, he'll be well on his way toward\u003cbr\u003etrying to pay off his daughters' seminary tuition bills.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWhether you've been reading his column for years or this is your first introduction to\u003cbr\u003eIrv's unique brand of deeply unqualified guidance, this collection will leave you feeling...\u003cbr\u003esomething.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\"This masterpiece by Irv Tavshilin is sure to find a spot on The New York Times' Top One Trillion Books\u003cbr\u003eof All Time list. 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