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The Monsey Mevaser!
Life is complicated.
You have questions? Of course you do. Lucky for you, Irv Tavshilin is here to answer every
single one of th - well, OK, none of them.
Let's be real. Irv doesn't have the answers (unless you're looking for a few hundred words of
wisdom on how pigeons avoid sustaining whiplash despite violently shuckeling their heads
24/7)
But a good laugh can go a long way toward making you forget you had questions in the first
place.
For most of the past seven years, Irv has written a weekly humor column in the Monsey
Mevaser, where he inspires the masses with powerful, life-changing nuggets of hard-hitting
mussar. OK, maybe mussar isn't the best way to describe his columns. They're more along
the genre of "1,000 words of gibberish, gobbledygook, and the occasional accidental life
lesson."
In Irv's Guide to Absolutely Nothing, Irv tackles the most pressing issues of our time,
including marriage, parenting, aging, grocery shopping, and the quiet but persistent fear
that, maybe, just maybe, everyone is normal and YOU'RE the one who's crazy.
Through it all, Irv reminds us that life doesn't have to make sense to be meaningful. How,
you ask? Well, that's why you should buy the book! Look, Irv isn't trying to get rich off this,
but if you would be so kind as to buy a million or so copies, he'll be well on his way toward
trying to pay off his daughters' seminary tuition bills.
Whether you've been reading his column for years or this is your first introduction to
Irv's unique brand of deeply unqualified guidance, this collection will leave you feeling...
something.
"This masterpiece by Irv Tavshilin is sure to find a spot on The New York Times' Top One Trillion Books
of All Time list. Highly recommend it!" - Mark Twain
"This is exactly the kind of book I would have written if I had written this book." - William Shakespeare
"I specifically asked not to be quoted on this." - George Washington
Copyright Judaicaplaza
| Sku: | MKOVAL-419-5 |
|---|---|
| Author: | Irv Tavshilin (Moshe Koval) |
| Isbn 13: | 9798251424195 |
| Isbn 10: | 8251424194 |
| Pages: | 243 |
| Size: | 6.3" x 9.3" |
| Binding: | Paperback |
| Date: | 3/10/2026 |
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